A Boob Man!

Seriously? Two years old and my son is already a boob man. We were getting ready to go to a Spaghetti Feed tonight and he was jumping on the bed which I was standing next to while I was getting my socks and shoes on. That child reached his hand down the front of my shirt, pinched my nipple and looked at me and said "My Boops". What the hell? First of all...they've NEVER been his boops! Second of all...my mother is the one that is constantly yelling "MY BOOBS!!" at him every time he crawls into her lap but uses a "boop" for leverage. So when I told him, "No, those are not your boops" he looked at me innocently and said "Daddy's Boops?". Well jeez...I suppose at one time they were but not lately! We're divorced for crying out loud! So after we're home and he's in his jammies I went to the other side of the house for something and came back to the bathroom where he was patiently waiting to brush his teeth and he'd partially unzipped his sleeper and was playing with his own tiny little nipple. I'm telling you...he's a boob man!