That little bastard!!

So, a couple of weeks ago I was at work and wanting to listen to my iPhone. Some really annoying people sometimes sit outside my office...you know...the kind with a voice that is so damaging to the ears in tone, pace and volume that you just can't drown them out so eventually your eye starts to twitch? Anyway, I couldn't find my headphones. I thought, well that's really strange, I know I put them in my purse. The next day I'm putting Keenan in the car and I look down and that's where my headphones are. I thought, oh cool, I found them...odd place for them to be given that Keenan doesn't listen to my iPhone or iPod and therefore wouldn't have been using them, but whatever. I'm just happy to have found them. I put them back in my purse. Well, today I pull them out of my purse because I'm behind the 8 ball on a project due Monday due to Keenan's ear infection and having to take three sick days this week and have been holed up in my office with the door closed all day working on this project. And what do I see? FOUR PLACES WHERE THAT LITTLE BASTARD MOUSE HAS CHEWED ON MY EARPHONES! The little shit stole them out of my purse, drug them into the backseat, and nibbled on them until he realized they weren't food apparently. Now only one of the earbuds works!

Speedy G really has to go!